1.YOUR PORN STAR NAME
(name of first pet + street you live on):
George Bridgewood. [O.O My porn star name is a man name...]
3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME
(first word you see on your left + favorite restaurant)
Help Arby's
4. YOUR SOCIALITE NAME
(silliest childhood nickname + first town where you partied):
Faust Provo
5. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME
(first initial + first three letters of your last name)
S-Han
6. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME
(favorite animal + name of high school):
Cat Leavenworth
7. YOUR BARFLY NAME
(last snack food you ate + your favorite drink)
Cheetos Milk
8. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME
(middle name + city where you were born):
Blank Wichita
9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME
(favorite candy + favorite musician's last name):
Butterfinger Elfman
10. YOUR OPPOSITE SEX NAME
(name of [opposite sex] friend + cell phone company you use):
Jeremiah Sprint
11. YOUR STAR WARS NAME
(first 3 letters of your last name + last 3 letters of mother's maiden name)
Hancey
[Yyyyeah...this totally didn't work for me. Like...at all...]








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There comes a day when a man looks down at himself, and realizes that his pants are on fire.
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HOLY-!!!
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"I bought a car...turned out to be an alien robot. Who knew."
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Me: "First thing in the morning and you're standing in the office entrance declaring your perversion, are you?"*
Lumo: YES. I'm guilty! I stole the paper clips! And you'll NEVER get them back D<
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